10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)