10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "All-in, bitches!!!"