10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.