10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom