10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.