10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier