10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."