10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword