10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.