10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.