10 Random Poker Quotes
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- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson