10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003