10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak