10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."