10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.