10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.