10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes