10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak