10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright