10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm