10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22