10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet