10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.