10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare