10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!