10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.