10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.