10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow