10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---