10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz