10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--