10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from