10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.