10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.