10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"