10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A