10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.