10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!