10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?