10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant