10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.