10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs