10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek