10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...