10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer