10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Those eggs smell delicious!
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'