10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"