10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"