10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.