10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.